
Yeah, now stand back
while I INVENT the telephone.
The Big Bang Theory Season 8, Episode 18

Thus eliminating the need for me
to INVENT it in the first place.
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 4

Can I come in and watch him
INVENT the telephone?"
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 14

Well, until they INVENT
nose condoms,
The Big Bang Theory Season 7, Episode 23

and less like the guy
who didn't INVENT the lightbulb.
The Big Bang Theory Season 11, Episode 8